Hello everyone, is your favorite all knowing blogger here and I want to wish you all a Merry X-mas (No Jesus allowed)/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa and all other December holidays...  Oh, and a happy New Year too...  Unless you're Chinese, you have to wait until February if you're Chinese.  Regrettably, my die hard fans will have to do without new posts for the duration of the holidays as I will be back at home with my family.

In this time of festivities, it's important to remember that Jesus isn't the reason for the season...  If Jesus WAS the reason for the season, well, that would exclude Hanukkah and Kwanzaa!  I suppose this is another move from the Jesus lovers to promote hatred of other cultures!  So if you see a nativity scene on public property, SUE SUE SUE!  You're doing America a BIG favor by fighting the bigotry of Christianity.  After all, if it's one thing American history has taught us is that anything can be solved with a law suit!

Aside from promoting cultural love in the Kum Bai Yah fashion, the holidays are all about promoting the noble art of economics.  You see, just as we give all cultures equal attention during this time, we also give both economic structures their due credit!  First of all, we all buy things to promote capitalism and then we give them all away to promote communism!  Everyone wins!

In conclusion, I wish everyone a Merry X-Mas (remember, no Jesus allowed) and/or happy Hanukkah/Kwanzaa.  Go out, buy things, promote racial love and bigotry at the same time!  In other words, focus on everything that this season isn't really about!


On a less satirical note, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year....  My point is, don't forget the TRUE reason for the season and give those filthy anti-Christian liberals the finger....  But do it with holiday cheer.